(via cumsock)

Okay, well..a lot if things are better than beer, but I mean you gotta work with what you got *shrugs*

Few things are better than pizza and beer with the roomies.

seifukucat:

damnit grandpa it’s 2021, they’re not spiders anymore, they’re arachnid americans and more importantly my friends

(via too-illmatic)

unculturedlittleshit:

scoobydreww:

unculturedlittleshit:

excuse me hi hello why is josh so hot tho? Literally other people at UH have come up to me and been like “dat ass doh” and I’m just like “*tears in eyes* i know u aint gotta tell me”

Who josh? I josh?

You josh!

But I want to know who spoke of me…also, I will be in Houston this weekend :)

danandryan:

With enough time and ballpoint pens, you can do anything!
-R

danandryan:

With enough time and ballpoint pens, you can do anything!

-R

(via quiescentheirloom)

unculturedlittleshit:

excuse me hi hello why is josh so hot tho? Literally other people at UH have come up to me and been like “dat ass doh” and I’m just like “*tears in eyes* i know u aint gotta tell me”

Who josh? I josh?

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

theleeryone:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

what do you call a dictionary on drugs

If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you

I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better

(via notarealdrtom)

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

(via senjint)